Whatsapp funny status 2016 You think age is a funny thing wait till you look at yourself

Read books instead of reading my status! Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it. When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
I hate men but I’m not lesbian. Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have. Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day, I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.
When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted. I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.
A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.
a lie is just a great story ruined by truth. The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.